Dark Night Records

Lyrics

These insanely proud crazy clowns
and their words will never take me down.

To all the trolls who say that rock-n-roll
is just a bad influence …
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
They say hip-hop and rap is crap,
but we know that there’s magic to it.
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.

I flow underground like six feet deep.
Spittin’ copper bullets until I’m missing teeth.
Like some kind of monster who ride the lightning.
It’s karaoke night and I just might sing
for 72 seasons faithfully.
Feeling kinda tipsy. Here - take the keys.
I’m in no condition to be driving a car bro.
Been drinking whisky straight out the jar-o.
See you all tomorrow. Call you when I’m sober.
Open another door tomorrow cuz it’s never over.
My ancestors tell me I’m halfway right
across dangerous lines to the afterlife.
Carry the torch for Yak. No, we won’t forget him.
He was my Obi-Wan. Thank you for the venom.
Deadly Viper Striker … DVS!
I get my sweet revenge and then I beat my chest.
Got any famous last words? I’ll let you speak.
Then so long, good night. You can rest in peace.
Cuz to live is to die. We all fade to black.
See, the hero of the day don’t always make it back.
Less friendly fire. More peace in the streets.
Turn on one more light so more people can see.
Love trumps hate, and the fight is on.
Kill ‘em all with kindness then I’ll be gone. And…

To all the trolls who say that rock-n-roll
is just a bad influence …
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
They say hip-hop and rap is crap,
but we know that there’s magic to it.
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.

All work, no play … you don’t get no fun time?
You keep that up and you’ll be dead by sunrise.
Walking in circles trying to get strong,
but feeling weak and wondering where you went wrong.
A little unwell? You better find a rest stop.
Parade up north. You wanna go, but you best not.
Dull knives won’t put up a fight.
Also, you haven’t slept for a hundred nights.
And while the haters gonna hate and give lots of lip,
tell ‘em “Do what you want!” and give ‘em rocks to kick.
They can’t break the habit cuz their hearts are sick.
We live in troubled times, and there’s lots to fix.
Rising up from the bottom. We’re marching on.
We’re not powerless. Man, these arms are strong.
And if we gotta rebuild and start from zero,
we absolutely go ham like Bruce Lee.
Cuz it’s easier to run Forrest Gump.
Dime que mas quieres? What more you wan t?
Man, I’m back in black doing dirty deeds.
The day that never comes, it better hurry please.
I’ve got a harder bite than the jaws of life,
and you’re trapped under ice with the sharks tonight.
Not even 21 guns, no amount of weapons
can stop their giving drowning lessons.

To all the trolls who say that rock-n-roll
is just a bad influence …
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
They say hip-hop and rap is crap,
but we know that there’s magic to it.
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
To all the trolls who say that rock-n-roll
is just a bad influence …
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
They say hip-hop and rap is crap,
but we know that there’s magic to it.
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.

We have our heading gentlemen.
Now bring me that horizon!

These insanely proud crazy clowns
and their words will never take me down.

Just open your eyes.
Blinders off, and pierce the veil.

These insanely proud crazy clowns
and their words will never take me down.

To all the trolls who say that rock-n-roll
is just a bad influence …
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
They say hip-hop and rap is crap,
but we know that there’s magic to it.
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
So, to all the trolls who say that rock-n-roll
is just a bad influence …
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
Man, they say hip-hop and rap is crap,
but we know that there’s magic to it.
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
I said, to all the trolls who say that rock-n-roll
is just a bad influence …
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.
Yo, they say hip-hop and rap is crap,
but we know that there’s magic to it.
Get smacked sideways with a power backhand.
You can’t catch me. I’m The Sour Patch Man.

These insanely proud crazy clowns
and their words will never take me down.

These insanely proud crazy clowns
and their words will never take me down.

Get smacked sideways with a  power backhand.
You’ll never catch me, I’m The Sour Patch Man.